Mark Zuckerberg's David Plouffe is 'Magical'
David Plouffe and the Magic Fairies
By Martha K.
David Plouffe is the guy who got Obama his cash, bribed politicians at Uber (He was charged with bribing Rahm Emannual in Chicago) and now works with Mark Zuckerberg bribing even more politicians and helping to rig the internet.
David Plouffe and his buddies have a standard brand.
They always present their pitch as if they wanted you to help them make pixie dust and fuzzy socks for disabled Magic Fairies in the Golden Forest of Dreams!
Who wouldn’t want to help with that!?
Imagine! By even touching David Plouffe and his friends you can help save the Fairies!
Plouffe looks like a fresh-scrubbed frat house boy with an easy smile. Some want us to recall that many sociopaths looked just like David Plouffe. They use their looks to disarm you just before they cut your throat.
He uses a political tactic best described as the “Fluffy Pillow Filled With Sharp Nails” approach.
He couches political crony-ism cash grabs in a soft facade of warm, fuzzy, crunchy-granola, singing bird, sunshine-talk in order to lure the voters and stupider politicians into a dulled somnambulism.
“Look!”, he says “… it’s just a fuzzy puppy. We all love fuzzy puppies. Move along, nothing to see here..”
The “fuzzy puppy” is actually a Halloween puppy costume draped over a three-headed cancer-ridden monster. The “fluffy pillow” is filled with broken glass and poisoned nails that will cut you to shreds. Plouffe uses FACADES to hide his dirty, criminally corrupt schemes. Obama, Travis the rape-happy CEO of Uber and Mark Zuckerberg have hired him to work his filthy magic for their filthy corporations.
Plouffe delivers cash and power through the dirtiest anal crevasses of the political system.
It was David Plouffe who helped Obama turn the U.S. Department of Energy into a private slush-fund to pay back Obama’s campaign financiers. Plouffe is credited with coming up with the scam: “...We can say it’s green and the voters will never ask questions as we suck the Treasury dry...”
The entire “Green”, “Cleantech” “Climate Tech” Solyndra and Cleantech Crash ruckus was scam dreamed up by Plouffe and his cohorts to funnel cash to Silicon Valley Billionaires. Plouffe needs to be in Federal Prison and not lounging around at Facebook in his Birkenstocks.
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Priscilla and I are excited to announce that David Plouffe is joining the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative to lead our policy and advocacy effort and Ken Mehlman will lead our policy advisory board.
Our approach at the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative is to bring engineering to social change. We build tools to bring personalized learning into more schools and help scientists cure all diseases in our children's lifetime. Part of creating sustainable social change is also helping to build movements around these issues -- to fight for more science funding and better education for all children.
Advocacy has always been part of our approach. We wrote about its importance in our letter to our daughter when we started CZI. When we launched our science initiative last year, I spoke about how we need to change that our government spends 50x more treating people who are sick than finding cures so people don't get sick in the first place.
I'm excited to work with David on this. He has great experience building movements as part of companies like Uber and as campaign manager for Barack Obama's presidential campaign.
Similar to how we built the science initiative, Priscilla and I have spent the past year meeting with many policy and issue experts across the political spectrum. We're grateful some of them will be joining us as members of our policy advisory board.
Ken Mehlman will lead this board. Like David, Ken has a long history in both the public and private sectors. He ran the Republican National Committee, was campaign manager for George W. Bush's presidential campaign, and today is a member at KKR where he partners with companies around the world. David and Ken built campaigns for different parties but have also come together to work on issues like marriage equality.
David and Ken will announce more members of the policy advisory board over the next few months. They'll work together to find opportunities to work with governments, partners and people everywhere to advance human potential and promote equal opportunity.
On behalf of our whole team, Priscilla and I want to welcome David and Ken. We're looking forward to working with you!